Here's My Big Bold Ask

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On Thursday, in an attempt to make a salad because healthy, I sliced the pad of my thumb open. I probably should have gotten stitches but who has time for that. We butterflied that baby up, wrapped it in a ton of gauze and carried on Mr Bowditch. But then Friday happened, by which I mean all I did was sleep and then wake up, and my neck wouldn’t move fa…